Mimi Smith-Jones

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hitlervevo:

heytinaloser:

iveneverhadnutella:

This guy in my class likes to think he’s the only one who knows about tumblr
When a girl messed up her presentation he literally held up a drawn star that said ‘you tried’ and said to me “you probably won’t get it it’s an Internet thing.”

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why is the gif so accurate

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open sims roleplay

cooldudebro:

cooldudebro:

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'Oh feebee lay…'

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banderboucher:

The meta sequel to that dumb frank video that got popular

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sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

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yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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